Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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