did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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