That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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