This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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