Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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