Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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