i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Pants 0. Shit 1.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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