Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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