I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
