Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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