Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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