wanna go halves on a baby?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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