i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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