Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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