singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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