...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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