I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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