So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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