Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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