: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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