; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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