I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I understand Curling. That high.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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