For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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