it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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