The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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