So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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