New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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