I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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