I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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