It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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