I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
