My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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