I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Bring me that man meat
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
