Do vagina's smell?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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