eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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