there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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