You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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