I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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