Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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