this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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