Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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