You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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