I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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