Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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