Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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