One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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