She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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