Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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