he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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