i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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